Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Every concussion has its silver lining
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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