Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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