you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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