He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
there was a trapeze. enough said
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
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wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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