I want to make a zoo with you.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
ok first of all what the fuck
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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