Where is the hickey?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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