I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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