is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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