what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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