You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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