We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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