Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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