I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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