Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
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Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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