Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You ruined the universe
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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