She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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