idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
My liver is preforming stress tests.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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