physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
dude. I can hear the air.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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