You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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