The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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