I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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