I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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