I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
home. puking in laundry basket.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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