Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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