I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
please don't ironically join a cult
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