Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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