why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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