I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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