I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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