I don't think brook has ever known best
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Randomize
