school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
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Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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