I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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