I need help removing her.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Holy sore nipples Batman
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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