Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
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I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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