the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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