No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.