i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle