he thought i was a dude.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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