sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
