one two three fourrrrnication!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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