I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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