She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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