She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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