Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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