Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
The ass gains better be worth it
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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