Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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