The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
We had to coat check the pizza.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
The uberlube is also flammable
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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