dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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