yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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