awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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