everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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