He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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