Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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