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say what?
wanna hang out?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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