at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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